This morning while loading my groceries into the trunk of my car, a senior citizen started talking to me and pointed out that we were neighbors. I was confused and then realized he meant our cars were parked next to each other. I giggled. He told me I dropped my receipt and I better get it or I can’t return anything if I need to. I said thank you. While opening the door to get into my car he said “que linda eres” which roughly translates to “you’re pretty.” I said thank you and quickly drove away.
NOT TWO HOURS LATER I was at Dunkin Donuts and another senior citizen hit on me. I was sitting in my car putting my seatbelt on and he drove up next to me, stopped his car, winked at me, waved at me, and made the creepiest kissy face at me.
What is happening?