…I truly hate going out at night. I hate the loud music, the flashing lights, the drunk assholes. 96% of the time I’d much rather be on my couch watching something I’ve already seen hundreds of times on Netflix and fall asleep by midnight after reading a few chapters of whatever book I’m currently reading. 

Like I actually want to bail on the plans I have tonight but it would involve bailing on my favorite cousin who’s visiting from Lima that I haven’t seen in years.

Not even that makes me want to go out a little bit.

I am a horrible person.