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I'm twenty five.
Currently in Florida.
4 year old #1: I have an iPad
4 year old #2: I have an iPad
4 year old #3: I have an iPad
4 year old #4: We all have iPads!
Me: -in my head- Speak for your fucking selves.
15 notes 5 months ago
Why would anyone have kids at this point, honestly.
My aunt bought my six year old cousin a MacBook as a reward because he stopped sucking his thumb. I’m glad she and her husband can afford things like that for their kids but C’MON.