The only men that have ever said they’d want to marry me are my cousins and that’s just so that they can legally come to America.

“the best part of any relationship is the beginning. no problems, no fights, just white wine…cuddling…and crazy amounts of history channel documentaries.”

- Leslie Knope

people ask what’s so good about a Mac and then I laugh because they must not be familiar with the pleasing feeling that is proper organization.

venetianblinds:

A lady sitting near me in Einsteins is talking about how disgusting pineapple is. Bitch is trippin.

Ask her if she likes happiness. I BET SHE’LL SAY NO.

thenameisangie:

This is totally lame, but it’s for my SHAR!!

Get better soon. Love you!

 i know i’ve already told you guys how awesome these ladies are but DAMNN! they’re making my day left and right! i’ve had plenty of people stick my head on a charmander but this has got to be one of the best. and it’s definitely not totally lame :]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

guiltyguiltyguilty pleasure.