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EPISODE 6 IS OUT Y’ALL

Took a Seinfeld character quiz this morning while having breakfast with Daniel. Apparently I am George and he is Elaine. Sounds about right.

(Source: museicetc)

Definitely top 5 Seinfeld episodes.

Elaine:	It's all in your head. All she knows is she had a good time. I think you should call her.
George:	I can't call her now, it's too soon. I'm planning a Wednesday call.
Elaine:	Oh, why? I love it when guys call me the next day.
George:	Of course you do, but you're imagining a guy you like, not a guy who goes (in stupid voice) "Oh no, I don't drink coffee late at night." If I call her now, she's gonna think I'm too needy. Women don't wanna see need. They want a take-charge guy - a colonel, a kaiser, a tsar.
Elaine:	All she'll think is that you like her.
George:	Yes, she wants me to like her, if she likes me, but she doesn't like me!
Elaine:	I don't know what your parents did to you.

“The Jacket”

“And whats the deal with lampshades?! I mean if its a lamp…why do you want shade?”